Meet the Dolls
In no specific order, meet your potential roommates for the long PSP weekend.
SuperintendentMagi
First of her name, our eldest diva hails from California. A graduate of Chico State, she enjoys long walks to the craft store, from where she has mastered a new hobby: knittin’ stuff.
Manager
Drew
Delulu is the solulu, especially with Drew Drew. This ethereal prince believes the world is his, and you’re lucky to live in it. Eat your heart out, girls.
On Taurus TimeMarissa
She need some milk (and a much needed break). A mutha, daughter, auntie, supervisor and everything in between. The loyalest of the dolls; she’s not always there when you call because she uses that annoying automated text thing when driving, but much like Ashanti, she’s always on time, and in some kind of primary color.
Horsegirl turnt sanga
Erikka
With what is arguably the most black spelling of the name, Erikka is indeed a white woman. A talented lady, she can sing, dance, and in her spare time, is in tech. Recently wed to my brother James (by this time), she made a beautiful bride or whateva. This wedding is in April 2026. Let’s hope it lives up to my predictions.
Head of OperationsKionna
“DANNNNG Mama!” Look who left the house to join the function. Always invited, rarely in attendance, Kionna leads a busy lifestyle. Whether she is being terrorized at work by her treacherous boss, or after work with annoying phone calls from her treacherous boss, she is always a pleasure and a welcomed face. A single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops, she is a SHERO indeed.
Beekeeper
Nathan
Without a doubt, we can count on him to be in bed first. The sweetest angel who ever lived as long as you never play him in a board game.
Will undoubtedly be the closest in proximity to the drag queens at brunch. Requesting a blonde revival for my birthday.
Secret AgentAdrienna
She ain’t hiding; she’s just at church! The first lady of the Smith Family. A baller and shot caller who is rarely photographed, lest it by a Trader Joe’s security camera. A friend like no other, but good luck finding a photo of her; had to screenshot this joint.
King of Anything
Noel
Is Noel a boys name, or a girls? Guess. This baddie is steeped in racial ambiguity, funny quips and thrifted knickknacks. Kinda like Ariel but she got legs for days. A bossy gal, by the time the trip is over, she will own 51% of PSP.
Braceleted Baddie
Erica
Not the white one. A queen, who loves a souvenir and a knickknack patty whack! A wonderful mom with a corporate discount code that you can’t have. You can find her in a mall near you. Down for anything mostly, sorta.
I love this photo. Will she get tatted in Palm Springs? Come to find out.
